ROLLIN THE DICE AT WORK!
Let’s see if this new gamble of mine pays off.
HERE’S THE DEAL. Guy comes into the store asking for a Jerry can says he ran out of gas. i dont have one. he wants to make a deal, if i spot him 25 dollars for the deposit hes gunna go borrow one from the gas station! naturally my mind is saying “fuck that” but another part of my brain is saying “bayard you’re a fucking humanitarian DO THE RIGHT THING”. so im already leaning towards helping the guy out but then he sweetens the pot in an fashion that i thought to be unimaginable. “i work for the MLCC (manitoba liquor commision) ill bring you back a 40 of vodka if you do”. now i realize i may never see the money again although he left me a set of keyys he claims are his house keys. i will keep you posted on this. if he doesntcome back at least i got some sweet keys.
This guy comes in probably every 2 months with the same story. I am surprised he didn’t tell you he had a child waiting in his car, he usually does. Sorry about the 25$
i guess its back to being a skeptical asshole to everyone at all times. thanks though!
when he came in he offered us all the steak and chicken breast he had frozen in his truck. i sent him to subway
